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My wife always buys my shirts too large. See a policemanin shirt tails stopping traffic to come over to me. He takesoff his shirt, I take off mine, and we exchange shirts.Policeman—Exchange shirts. I told Junior I'd buy him a bike if he kept the yard clean.See Junior riding around and around in a revolving dooron his new bike. He's getting dizzier and dizzier and finallyfalls off his bike. The revolving door whirls the crushed bike and bleeding boy swiftly around. Revolving door— Get bicycle for Junior. 9. Tomorrow's our anniversary and I mustn't forget to send flowers to my wife. You know how women are. See bright red flowers growing out of the mailbox on the corner, and water and earth running down its sides. I reach into the mailbox slot to pick the flowers and am stuck sharply by thorns. Mailbox—Send flowers to my wife. |
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